The Myth of the “Family” Vacation

First of all… Happy Blessed New Year! May 2018 bring you anything you lacked in 2017. With that being said, here is a disclaimer, because while that sentiment sounds nice, we all know it doesn’t work like that. So… May 2018 bring you anything you lacked according to God’s will, and may you work toward […]

What can I say…

I have been neglecting this place, as I have been neglectful in other areas of my life, after receiving some very unexpected news. As it turns out there is a valid reason for the digestive issues I have been having… Surprise! I am pregnant again. And it SUCKS. I was faithfully taking stupid birth control […]

Kids are SUCH a joy, they said…

“They” LIED!!!! In almost 40 years of life I have never had pinkeye. My walking Petri dish of a kindergartner decided better late than never, brought it home from school and now I look and feel like someone punched me in the eye. Thanks Layla! Excuse the hair, it has been an AWFUL few weeks!

Stick a fork in me…

…because I am BEYOND done. In addition to the crushing pain, debilitating fatigue and diminishing visual capacity, over the past couple of weeks I have encountered the most unpleasant, frustrating and uncomfortable symptom yet: My digestive system has slowed down to almost a complete stop. I will spare you the grisly bathroom details, but understand […]