Kids are SUCH a joy, they said…

“They” LIED!!!! In almost 40 years of life I have never had pinkeye. My walking Petri dish of a kindergartner decided better late than never, brought it home from school and now I look and feel like someone punched me in the eye. Thanks Layla! Excuse the hair, it has been an AWFUL few weeks! […]

Stick a fork in me…

…because I am BEYOND done. In addition to the crushing pain, debilitating fatigue and diminishing visual capacity, over the past couple of weeks I have encountered the most unpleasant, frustrating and uncomfortable symptom yet: My digestive system has slowed down to almost a complete stop. I will spare you the grisly bathroom details, but understand […]